| | Anto: That's right.
Sa: You'd be surprised. Oh, and Facebook is where I find most of these stupid quizzes in the first place. lol
Martin: At least I don't piss people off or win a debate by being loud every two minutes.
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Recent News
I've basically moved in to my cousin's place now. I think I left some socks and underwear in my drawer at res, and I'm not particularly happy about it. But I'm getting over it. Yeah, there isn't much to do here but go online, play video games, trick, and lift weights. It's not bad, really. I was supposed to take my driving written test with my cousin (who is two years younger than me) this weekend but we missed it because they stop taking applicants one hour ahead of the exam. So hopefully we're gonna do the test some time during this week. Can't wait to drive!
Off to trick/lift weights!
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This was taken from a list of non-Asian stereotypes that was on the description of a facebook group I just joined, titled "I don't fit the Asian stereotype, and goddamn I'm proud of it!" That's right. I didn't just copy a quiz. I took a LIST and made it into a QUIZ. HAH!
Do YOU fit the Asian stereotype?
[x]You're
Asian or part Asian (this includes East AND South Asians).
Of course I'm Asian, ya jackass!
[x]Youe terrible at math, science, and/or computer programming.
Not entirely true, but I probably will suck at it compared to all you jerk-offs in commerce or engineering.
[ ]Youe not musically inclined.
I'm good at music.
[x]Your other Asian friends are busy on Saturdays from 9 il 2 due to Saturday
school, math school, or Chinese, Viet, Mandarin, or some other Asian language
school.
Hahaha. My cousins, yeah.
[x]You don't go to math/language school.
I used to.
[x]You're not learning another Asian language just for fun.
[x]You aren't a DDR beast.
I don't suck completely, but then I don't play profusely so I guess that's fair.
[x]You don watch anime and can't draw it.
Not nearly as much or as well as most of you "otaku" out there.
[ ]Youe artistically challenged.
I'm in Film Studies. I can't be artistically challenged.
[x]Youe doing something else rather than studying right now.
I don't think this needs much explaining. I stopped my studying habits after grade school.
[ ]What the FUCK is Initial D?
Now I feel ashamed that I know what Initial D is.
[x]You speak English perfectly so that people mistaken you for a white person
on the phone.
This hasn't actually happened, but it definitely would.
[x]You can spell in English perfectly.
English A1
[ ]You have no friggin?idea how to read, write, and/or speak in your native
tongue.
I can probably read, write, and speak better in my native tongue than most stereotypical Asians around here. Fuckin' posers.
[x]You don't own a Sony Ericsson phone.
I don't see how this is relevant, but yay!
[x]You or your parents don't drive a Honda Civic.
My parents don't exactly have a car.
[x]You're a noob at Photoshop.
Yeah. And I'm in Film Studies.
[x]You are aware that other malls exist BESIDES Pacific Mall.
This is for people who live in Toronto/know about Pacific Mall. Lemme give you guys an introduction. When I went to Canada at the age of 7, Pacific Mall was a flat plane of dirt and weeds. As I went through grades 3 and 4, I watched the completion of Pacific Mall. It was basically an Asian mall, and was filled with Canto people. Even my dad's friend started up his own shark's fin business there. There was also an arcade at the top floor which started to deteriorate into a LAN cafe as time passed.
Now, in my uni days, I've passed it a couple times on a bus, and I haven't been inside, but from what I've heard, the arcade has expanded quite a lot, and from what I can see, even from the outside, it's been overrun by Mainlanders. Kinda sad, really. But anyway, onward!
[x]You don't visit that mall every weekend and waste your money playing arcade
games and jitz.
Yeah I've kinda grown out of that and into drinking my face off on weekends instead.
[x]You are very very lazy.
I can be.
[x]You're not stick skinny. You have some fat too. -_-"
I don't think I'm stick skinny.
[x]You have all-natural undyed hair.
I was always under the impression that different colored hair just wouldn't work for me.
[x]You are aware that badminton and ping pong aren't the only existing sports.
That's a good one. My university's badminton team is consisted entirely of Asians.
[x]You play other sports besides badminton , ping pong, and volleyball.
Tricking is pretty much the only sport I do. So much so that I can't really relate to basketball or hockey fans around here.
[x]Sometimes, you just WISH you were good in math. ='(
Yeah.
[x]You're not addicted to bubble tea. omfg.
Yeah, what the fuck is the big deal?
[ ]You don't know what taro is.
Wow, whoever made this list obviously never had Chinese New Year OR a home cooked Asian meal.
[x]You know how to dance (OTHER than breakdancing)
Maybe a little bit.
[ ]What's raving?
Drug induced idiocy. Synonymous with clubbing, but with drugs and glow sticks.
[x]You don't twirl your pens/pencils in class
I don't usually even have a pen/pencil in classes anymore.
[ ]You don't even know HOW to twirl your pen or pencil. -_-
Heh. Learned how back in year 8 (grade 7).
[x]You don't own any Hello Kitty crap.
Seriously. I'd rather have a Mickey Mouse waiting for me in my room *wink wink*
[ ]You suck at martial arts and that ninja crap.
I'm quite gifted at martial arts, actually.
[x]You're a male and you don't spike your hair like those anime characters.
My hair stands up pretty well by itself.
[x]You're a female and you don't dye your hair blond blond blond.
That is fucking disgusting. I'm not even kidding.
[x]You have Asian friends, but you also have BLACK friends and WHITE friends
and BROWN friends and OTHER friends.
Cliques are NOT cool (unless you like racism and other things like it). Sorry, assholes.
[x]If you're Vietnamese, you don't own a nail store.
Is that what they say about Vietnamese? I didn't even know.
[x]If you're Korean, you don't own a convenient store.
I've seen so many of these it's not even funny.
[x]If you're in this group, then you were most likely born here.
I actually was.
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